Sunday my bestie Janet asked me to help her teacher the 6 month-2 year old Bible class. It's my favorite class and the only class I'll teach so I joined her in the classroom.
Everybody and their dog is sick in Texas right now. All the little ones had runny noses. I hate runny noses about as much as I hate vomit. I can do blood and dirty butts but runny noses and vomit get a big fat NO from me.
So when one of the visitors sneezes and nasty snot comes out of her nose (my throat is closing as I type that!) I gag and turn my head.
Janet gets tickled at me and said "I'm already regretting asking you to help me!"
Which got me laughing... which turned into a hot flash.
Janet fanned me for a second while I took off what clothes I could and still be decent. Then she told me I was useless. Bawhahaha
I can't help it! #JustSayNoToSnot
Everybody and their dog is sick in Texas right now. All the little ones had runny noses. I hate runny noses about as much as I hate vomit. I can do blood and dirty butts but runny noses and vomit get a big fat NO from me.
So when one of the visitors sneezes and nasty snot comes out of her nose (my throat is closing as I type that!) I gag and turn my head.
Janet gets tickled at me and said "I'm already regretting asking you to help me!"
Which got me laughing... which turned into a hot flash.
Janet fanned me for a second while I took off what clothes I could and still be decent. Then she told me I was useless. Bawhahaha
I can't help it! #JustSayNoToSnot
Yucky.. Funny. Surprising these two words can go together. Glad you were able to find humor in this.
ReplyDeleteWhew. Your slice gives meaning to the phrase bodily humor(s).
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