No AC & Snow Cones

My car has no AC. There's a leak some where and all the freon has leaked right on out. 

In August. 

In Texas. 

In 106 degree temps. 

IT'S HOT!

After I stopped at the post office yesterday I saw the snow cone shack across the street and got me a sour grape snow cone. 

Back at my house with said snow cone:

Reagan: You got a snow cone?

Me: I have no AC. 

Reagan: (giggle) But you got a snow cone without me?

Me: I have no AC. 

Reagan: (giggle) But you got a snow cone?

Me: I'm sorry. I don't what part of the sentence you don't understand. I. Have. No. AC. In. My. Car. 

Reagan: (giggle) But you could of brought me one. 

Me: I have no AC! It would have melted, women!

Reagan: (laughs) Ok. That's probably true.