Kids Say the Funniest Things

Kids crack me up. They say the funniest things! Sometimes listening to them is the only thing that gets me through my day. 

I asked a kindergarten student her name. 

She tells me. 

I ask how you spell it. 

She tells me sound it out (with her hands on her hips & head cocked to the side). 

I died laughing! I wonder how many times she's heard her teacher say that in the last two weeks?

I was getting ready to walk two Pre-K students out to their car when I asked if there was suppose to be a third kid with them. 

The boy told me yes. 

I asked what the other kids name was. 

He told me so I yelled the name. Some teachers yelled back if the last name was Brown. 

So I asked the Pre-k boy if he was Brown. 

He told me he's not brown he's white. 

I cracked up laughing! That taught me to word my sentences better!

I had 6 Pre-k students looking through books at a table in the library. A para was sitting with them asking them questions about the books they were looking at. 

She asked a little girl a question. 

The little girl told the para to put a bubble in her mouth that she was trying to read.

You can't even get mad cuz you know the teacher has probably said that a thousand times! So stinkin' funny!

Kids are hilarious!